AfterHours
Uniswap v4 cartoon edition

Clock out.
Cash out.

Your 9-to-5 pays the bills. Your AfterHours buys your freedom. Trading fees fill the Radioactive Vault all day — and at 5:01 PM sharp, one clocked-in holder wins the whole pot.

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  • Fees fill the vault all day
  • Draw daily at 5:01 PM
AfterHours alarm clock logo showing 5:01, exploding with coins
Next 5:01 draw --:--:--
In the vault — ETH
Clocked in today —
$HOURSHow $HOURS works

How the 5:01 jackpot works

1. Fees fill the vault

Every trade on the v4 pair pays fees straight into the Radioactive Vault. The pot grows all day.

2. Clock in daily

Punch the CLOCK IN button once a day from any wallet holding $HOURS. That's your ticket to tonight's draw.

3. 5:01 sharp: payday

Provable randomness picks one clocked-in holder. The vault pays out the whole pot. Permanent vacation.

Cubicle Chad, a beige cat in a crooked red tie, smashing a big red SWAP button with a mallet
The lore

Meet Cubicle Chad

Chad was a beige cat in a beige cubicle with a crooked tie and a 4-hour commute. Then one night at 5:01 PM he found the big red button. He hasn't opened Slack since. Now he mashes SWAP with a mallet and lives entirely on energy drinks and jackpot winnings.

  • ✓Tie: permanently crooked
  • ✓Slack: deleted
  • ✓Standups: never again

Recent resignations

anon.eth Clocked in from a bathroom stall. Boss found out via group chat. +4.2 ETH
0xBEEF Day-one streak. Never missed a single 5:01. +1.8 ETH
wagecuck42 Third day holding. Deleted LinkedIn same day. +2.6 ETH
chadfan99 Won during the Monday all-hands. Camera stayed off forever. +3.1 ETH

Live from the Radioactive Vault

It's 5:01 somewhere.

Not financial advice. Definitely career advice.

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